Thursday, November 4, 2010
“40, 000 fans exploded, man that’s messy.”
-Jay S.
“If you wanted to complement a bro, you could say: Yo, nice lettuce.”
-Jay S.
“At first, the dream is a large, plump grape. But then the sun, aka the
government, comes and kills everything.”
-Jay S.
“I care; I care about the children’s success.”
“Shut up!”
-Mr. Griffin & Mr. Bennet
“There’s this thing called sleep, and I need more of it. [Sleeping] is
like going to Six Flags, when you get the opportunity [to do it], you jump
on it.”
-Robin S.
Friday, November 5, 2010
"You're standing in a wet puddle."
-Brook J.
"I hate the cold with a burning passion."
-Brook J.
"...I put my pants on backwards."
-Cameron L.
"Stop being cute and just kick the ball."
"It's impossible for me not to be cute."
-Mike L. & Sarah Jane D.
"My wish is to be called Adam."
-Claire A.
"Stop waving at my mom you creepy...rapist."
-Claire A.
"Michael, pull up your pants."
"I like it."
-Ms. J. & Jarrod A.
"I creep outside your house at night. That cool, right?"
-Jeanne D.
"Rachel, I think you're the smartest person I've ever met...juke, juke."
-Guy C.
"Are you really Jewish?"
"YES! Look at my nose."
-Jordan H. & Rachel S.
"That's not a reindeer, reindeers' noses light up."
-Rebecca F.
"He's a brunette...and he's...not fat."
"You know your best friend really well."
-Tarra K. & Samuel A.
"This is my paper airplane. My grandpa gave it to me when I was four."
"You can't say he gave it to you when you just made it."
-Kyle S. & Ms. Adams
Daily Quotes Book
This is a compilation of funny or interesting quotes from almost every
single day.I put a lot of work into it so I hope you enjoy. Feel free to leave a comment
Friday, November 5, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
"I have a chocolate lab, but all he catches is his tail."
-Calvin K.
"This is a wonderful class."
"RUN."
-Ms. Saarela & Calvin K.
"Powerful weight lifters leave spectators with wet trousers."
-Jay S.
"When you listen to good music, what happens?"
"It infiltrates your soul."
-Ms. Roehsler & Jay S.
"Think about the song that you associate with your last broken heart. Tell me you don't get a little teary-eyed."
"'Teardrops on my Guitar', Taylor Swift."
-Ms. Roehsler & Jay S.
"What is the theme of this poem?"
"Boring."
"Homosexual."
-Ms. Roehsler, Matt M., Jarrod A.
"You're in [the Quotes Book] like, twenty times."
"I just need to stop talking."
-Brook J. & Calvin K.
"Guys! Listen, this is really important! Trader Joe's has Danish Pancakes!"
-Ali A.
"They did a good job at making these desks uncomfortable."
-Bridget E.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010-Monday, November 1, 2010
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