Monday, February 7, 2011-Friday, February 11, 2011

Monday, February 7, 2011
"Stop slacking."
"That's like telling him not to breath."
                    -Crystal T. & Brook J.
"Has anyone ever told you that your god looks like Stewie from Family Guy?"
                    -Alex W.
"Have you ever seen [the flying spaghetti monster]?"
"Have you ever seen Jesus?"
                    -Daniel G. & Aaron
"People need to step up their hilarity."
                    -Jeanne D.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
"I have Skype mints."
"What do they taste like?"
"Internet."
                    -Brook J., Siara S., and Devin S.
"This is preposterous. I'm gonna use all the big words I can. This is a tremendous catastrophe."
                    -Corey P.
"I've been having dreams about a clothing line that makes me millions of dollars."
"...I had a dream, where I was a vampire."
                    -Julian M. & Brook J.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
"Look at you, writing legitimate answers. What's wrong with you?"
                    -Devin S.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
"It's killing two stones with one bird."
                    -Devin S.
"She has bubble wrap!...and emotional problems."
                    -Calvin K.
"What separates us from other animals?"
"McDonalds."
                    -Mrs. Watkins & Brighton K.
"I'm going to Canada to see me some meeses."
                    -Brook J.
"A band-aid is a state of mind."
"Then my state of mind is broken."
                    -Brook J. & Leah S.
"Sign of the apocalypse #25: Leah with scissors."
                    -Brighton K.
"If your car is covered in pollen, it's covered in plant sperm."
                    -Dr. T.
Friday, February 11, 2011
"Do seahorses have butts?"
                    -Mitchell G.
"Are you fly like a G6?"
                    -Mitchell G.
"Do you believe in Justin Bieber?"
                    -Corey P.
"Are pencil sharpeners sexy?"
                    -Ashton B.
"I mixed up hepatitis and hot potato."
                    -Leah S.
"Jay, why are you in here?"
"Woah, this isn't P.E., where am I?"
                    -Mrs. Tanaka & Jay S.
"Next time, Owen needs so put me on his shoulders. Or, I could put him on my shoulders."
"His feet would still touch the ground."
                    -Calvin K. & Brook J.

Monday, January 31, 2011-Friday, February 4, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011
"My mind's so far in the gutter, I can talk to sewer gators...they say hi!"
                    -Brighton K.
"We're all children on the inside, Mrs.Tanaka."
                    -Cole T.
"Calvin, is it your rime of the month?"
"It's always my tie of the month. My life is one big period, that's why I never get pregnant."
                    -Brook J. & Calvin K.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
"Easy, squeezy, beautiful-"
"Covergirl."
                    -Mrs. Bilbao & Jenna B.
"Do you think if I pretend to be Brighton, I'll be smart like her?"
                    -Leah S.
"Are you kidding me?!? I spent MINUTES thinking of that idea."
                    -Jeanne D.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
"Is it just me, or is there a talkative, sexually questionable blonde boy missing?"
                    -Brighton K.
"Ms.Saarela, Ms.Saarela/ You are sweet like Nutella/ If you were a Disney princess/
You'd be Cinderella."
                    -Ted D.
"I propose that it is an immaterial and perverse way to process that experience of losing a being close to you. My evaluation of this comment deems to be incorrect. There is still depression in their life, as there always will be towards the antagonistic, deceased being."
                    -Mitchell G.
"I've never heard of this before...and I've been around for fourteen years."
                    -Andrew K.
"He's half Jewish."
"So, like, on Mondays and Wednesdays?"
                    -Adam L. & Cole T.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
"If I go crazy, will you visit me in the insane asylum?"
                    -Brook J.
"These desks are depressing. I look at them and I want to cry."
                    -Siara S.
"I definitely have a 2.0 (GPA)."
                    -Daniel G.
Friday, February 4, 2010
"[My life is average]"
"you're life is a garage?"
                    -Brighton K. & Brook J.
"There's two Daniels, I'm the good one."
                    -Daniel G.
"The claustrophobia club, bringing people together since 1988."
                    -George H.
"Hey Taylor, wanna crash at my place?"
"Sure, babe."
                    -Calvin K. & George H.
"Asians always win."
                    -Calvin K.
"I said he interrupted a tender moment between Calvin and Victoria."
"As tender as the pizza was, it was not a tender moment."
                    -George H. & Calvin K.
"Martin Luther King in the reincarnation of ME. That dream was MY dream."
                    -Calvin K.
"OH my god! I just asked myself to marry me. YES!"
                    -Aaron L.
"I have a time share on Leah."
                    -George H.
"Taylor, stop playing footsie with me."
                    -Calvin K.
"I sleep with copies of 'Vampire Diaries' under my pillow."
                    -Aaron Levy
"Oh my god! I'm his bro-dawg!"
                    -Aaron Levy
"A platypus impregnated my daughter?!"
                    -Savanna D.