Daily Quotes Book

This is a compilation of funny or interesting quotes from almost every
single day.I put a lot of work into it so I hope you enjoy. Feel free to leave a comment

Friday, November 5, 2010

Thursday, Novmber 4, 2010-Friday, Novemberr 5, 2010

Thursday, November  4, 2010
“40, 000 fans exploded, man that’s messy.”
                       -Jay S.
“If you wanted to complement a bro, you could say: Yo, nice lettuce.”
                       -Jay S.
“At first, the dream is a large, plump grape. But then the sun, aka the
government, comes and kills everything.”
                       -Jay S.
“I care; I care about the children’s success.”
“Shut up!”
                       -Mr. Griffin & Mr. Bennet 
“There’s this thing called sleep, and I need more of it. [Sleeping] is
like going to Six Flags, when you get the opportunity [to do it], you jump
on it.”
                       -Robin S. 


Friday, November 5, 2010
"You're standing in a wet puddle."
                       -Brook J.
"I hate the cold with a burning passion."
                       -Brook J.
"...I put my pants on backwards."
                       -Cameron L.
"Stop being cute and just kick the ball."
"It's impossible for me not to be cute."
                       -Mike L. & Sarah Jane D.
"My wish is to be called Adam."
                       -Claire A.
"Stop waving at my mom you creepy...rapist."
                       -Claire A.
"Michael, pull up your pants."
"I like it."
                       -Ms. J. & Jarrod A.
"I creep outside your house at night. That cool, right?"
                       -Jeanne D.
"Rachel, I think you're the smartest person I've ever met...juke, juke."
                       -Guy C.
"Are you really Jewish?"
"YES! Look at my nose."
                       -Jordan H. & Rachel S.
"That's not a reindeer, reindeers' noses light up."
                       -Rebecca F.
"He's a brunette...and he's...not fat."
"You know your best friend really well."
                       -Tarra K. & Samuel A.
"This is my paper airplane. My grandpa gave it to me when I was four."
"You can't say he gave it to you when you just made it."
                       -Kyle S. & Ms. Adams

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