Tuesday, January 18, 2011
"The weather's very...brickish."
-Victoria C.
"If the rooms sets on fire, and you could only save 10 kids, who would you save?"
-Matt M.
"If you're dyslexic and cross-eyed, can you read straight?"
-Matt M.
"If you're fat, can you go skinny-dipping?"
-Cole T.
"What if they were organic...non-fried...free range potato chips?"
-Brian J.
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
"Is it possible to have two y-intercepts?"
"Anything's possible."
-Ms. Steadman & Corey P.
"I'm going to speak in brail."
-Aaron L.
"That's horrible...I do it all the time."
-Brighton K.
"Is there a derogatory article as to why red meat is hazardous to a lacto-ovo-vegetarian predicament?"
-Mitchel G.
"So you have 10 minutes left."
"Or my pizza's free."
-Mrs.Tanaka & Cody F.
"There's is so much better, but that's because they have girls in their group."
-Andrew K.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
"It takes 10 minutes to get up there."
"But it's, like, right across the-"
Shhhhhh!"
-Cody F. & Chandler D.
"I understand."
"EXCUSES!"
-Josh G. & Ms. Steadman
"Do you want me to help her?"
"She doesn't want wrong answers."
-Ashton B. & Isaac S.
"You're so shellfish!"
"You're so shrimpy!"
-Leah S. & Brighton K.
"You're probably not going to be running around outside, biting wild squirrels."
-Mrs.Tanaka
"They were from Mexico City, so half of the people at the wedding were-"
"Illegal?"
-Mrs. Tanaka & Cody F.
Friday, January 21, 2011
"Don't you hate it when your but gets stuck in your pants?"
"No, I don't have pants that big."
-Brighton K. & Leah S.
Yes. I'm a cow. MOO."
-Brighton K.
Monday, January 24, 2011
"Someone rubbed peanut butter on my face, and I died."
-Brighton K.
"Go [to the bathroom] in your next class."
"No, there are computers in there and I don't want them to get wet."
-Brook J. & Leah S.
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
"You don't say someone's caliente, they're guapo."
"Unless they have a fever."
-Mrs. Bilbao & Cody F.
"My username is 'Hardcore Thug' and my password is 'unicorn'."
-Cody F.
"My coloring skills are off the charts."
-Cody F.
"You could sell [my spit] on eBay for 20 bucks."
-Cody F.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
"Did you get another haircut?"
"Yeah, I like talking to the people at Great Clips."
-Lauren P. & Calvin K.
"Oh, Calvin's here, I'm definitely joining."
-Chaz W.
"This [song] is 'Death Upon A Sidewalk' by Sorrow and Passion."
"...this is Jack Johnson."
-Calvin K. & Brook J.
"I drop no eaves, sir."
-Cody F.
"El es un...hipster."
-Brighton K.
"Wy do Americans suck so bad?"
-Katie K.
"But she punched me in the face...with a porcupine."
-Calvin K.
"What is a drug?"
"Any substance-"
"Of course HE knows about drugs."
-Mrs. Watkins, Alex W. & Brighton K.
"I'm gonna take P.E. online."
"Look how much exercise my avatar is getting."
-Brighton K. & Clay H.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
"Sorry the class was rushed. We had to get through grammar. Also, my belt buckle broke."
-Mr.Ritchie
"Ambulances have head lights."
"Ambalances have head lice?"
-Brook J. & Leah S.
"Brook is always the one with the good smells."
-Brighton K.
"Why'd you guys get quiet?"
"Because you said hockey."
"Hey! I stand behind hockey."
"And what are you doing to hockey?"
-Mrs. Tanaka, Matt M, Jonathan L. & Cody F.
Friday, January 29, 2011
"Does it feel like we're missing someone? Like, the teacher?"
-Brighton K
"Is it just me, or are there loofas falling from the ceiling?"
-Brighton K.
"That's what I do at my parties. We don't drink, we have crumpets."
-Mitchell G.
"I wish there was mouth sanitizer or something."
"Mouthwash?"
-Brighton K. & Brook J.
"What are you looking at me for?"
"I don't know, why AM I looking at you?"
"'Cause I'm a 'G'."
-Daniel G. & Mrs.Watkins
"I don't have an ideal understanding of this article. Do you mind articulating a more high quality summeration of this outline you are showcasing?"
Saturday, January 29, 2011
"I love summer because everyone looks Asian."
-Anna D.
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