Monday, January 31, 2011-Friday, February 4, 2011

Monday, January 31, 2011
"My mind's so far in the gutter, I can talk to sewer gators...they say hi!"
                    -Brighton K.
"We're all children on the inside, Mrs.Tanaka."
                    -Cole T.
"Calvin, is it your rime of the month?"
"It's always my tie of the month. My life is one big period, that's why I never get pregnant."
                    -Brook J. & Calvin K.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
"Easy, squeezy, beautiful-"
"Covergirl."
                    -Mrs. Bilbao & Jenna B.
"Do you think if I pretend to be Brighton, I'll be smart like her?"
                    -Leah S.
"Are you kidding me?!? I spent MINUTES thinking of that idea."
                    -Jeanne D.
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
"Is it just me, or is there a talkative, sexually questionable blonde boy missing?"
                    -Brighton K.
"Ms.Saarela, Ms.Saarela/ You are sweet like Nutella/ If you were a Disney princess/
You'd be Cinderella."
                    -Ted D.
"I propose that it is an immaterial and perverse way to process that experience of losing a being close to you. My evaluation of this comment deems to be incorrect. There is still depression in their life, as there always will be towards the antagonistic, deceased being."
                    -Mitchell G.
"I've never heard of this before...and I've been around for fourteen years."
                    -Andrew K.
"He's half Jewish."
"So, like, on Mondays and Wednesdays?"
                    -Adam L. & Cole T.
Thursday, February 3, 2011
"If I go crazy, will you visit me in the insane asylum?"
                    -Brook J.
"These desks are depressing. I look at them and I want to cry."
                    -Siara S.
"I definitely have a 2.0 (GPA)."
                    -Daniel G.
Friday, February 4, 2010
"[My life is average]"
"you're life is a garage?"
                    -Brighton K. & Brook J.
"There's two Daniels, I'm the good one."
                    -Daniel G.
"The claustrophobia club, bringing people together since 1988."
                    -George H.
"Hey Taylor, wanna crash at my place?"
"Sure, babe."
                    -Calvin K. & George H.
"Asians always win."
                    -Calvin K.
"I said he interrupted a tender moment between Calvin and Victoria."
"As tender as the pizza was, it was not a tender moment."
                    -George H. & Calvin K.
"Martin Luther King in the reincarnation of ME. That dream was MY dream."
                    -Calvin K.
"OH my god! I just asked myself to marry me. YES!"
                    -Aaron L.
"I have a time share on Leah."
                    -George H.
"Taylor, stop playing footsie with me."
                    -Calvin K.
"I sleep with copies of 'Vampire Diaries' under my pillow."
                    -Aaron Levy
"Oh my god! I'm his bro-dawg!"
                    -Aaron Levy
"A platypus impregnated my daughter?!"
                    -Savanna D.