Monday, February 7, 2011
"Stop slacking."
"That's like telling him not to breath."
-Crystal T. & Brook J.
"Has anyone ever told you that your god looks like Stewie from Family Guy?"
-Alex W.
"Have you ever seen [the flying spaghetti monster]?"
"Have you ever seen Jesus?"
-Daniel G. & Aaron
"People need to step up their hilarity."
-Jeanne D.
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
"I have Skype mints."
"What do they taste like?"
"Internet."
-Brook J., Siara S., and Devin S.
"This is preposterous. I'm gonna use all the big words I can. This is a tremendous catastrophe."
-Corey P.
"I've been having dreams about a clothing line that makes me millions of dollars."
"...I had a dream, where I was a vampire."
-Julian M. & Brook J.
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
"Look at you, writing legitimate answers. What's wrong with you?"
-Devin S.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
"It's killing two stones with one bird."
-Devin S.
"She has bubble wrap!...and emotional problems."
-Calvin K.
"What separates us from other animals?"
"McDonalds."
-Mrs. Watkins & Brighton K.
"I'm going to Canada to see me some meeses."
-Brook J.
"A band-aid is a state of mind."
"Then my state of mind is broken."
-Brook J. & Leah S.
"Sign of the apocalypse #25: Leah with scissors."
-Brighton K.
"If your car is covered in pollen, it's covered in plant sperm."
-Dr. T.
Friday, February 11, 2011
"Do seahorses have butts?"
-Mitchell G.
"Are you fly like a G6?"
-Mitchell G.
"Do you believe in Justin Bieber?"
-Corey P.
"Are pencil sharpeners sexy?"
-Ashton B.
"I mixed up hepatitis and hot potato."
-Leah S.
"Jay, why are you in here?"
"Woah, this isn't P.E., where am I?"
-Mrs. Tanaka & Jay S.
"Next time, Owen needs so put me on his shoulders. Or, I could put him on my shoulders."
"His feet would still touch the ground."
-Calvin K. & Brook J.
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